Thursday, December 27, 2007

The Year of the Hot Jew

Perhaps we flatter ourselves, but we like to believe that this blog's end-of-2007 message is something special – unlike, say, the typical year-end roundups of what Britney said and what Barack wore and who Paris vomited on – if only because this was the year in which our humble blog was born.

As devotees of VeryHotJews.com are well aware, we hadn't intended to be online pontificators. Sera and Simon had every intention of funneling their wet, wet opinions into a shimmering infinity pool of a book. It was only the parched and parsimonious (and, I might add, pusillanimous) paucity of publisher pelf that evaporated their dream and its accompanying aquatic metaphor.

But enough about Sera and Simon. In the third person, that is. We'll now switch back to the royal "we," because thanks to wonderful, steadfast and hot readers like you we feel royal.

In this, our first year, we stuck it to Hitler; praised bacon; bemoaned the vicissitudes and extolled the virtues of the writer's life; pondered religion and loss; prodded our emotional gums, as it were (thanks for the genius expression, Julia), in contemplation of sexual vanity and romantic mysteries; mused about dreams and pitch meetings and French bulldogs and Harry Potter and our gratitude for the compassion of Gentile friends. We wrote about the writers' strike and the unbelievably powerful support expressed by our readers for the strikers' cause. We kvetched about dentistry and sewer pumps, kvelled about love and New York and singalongs and gourmet food, and most of all carried out Phase One of our mission: Carve out a space in the blogosphere for Hot Jews and those who love them.

We also got a lot of warm fuzzies from our cyber-pals. Sera was interviewed by the one and only Susie Bright, among other admirers, while the VHJs were featured on Susan Henderson's wonderful LitPark site and contributed to Jewcy's "Most Awesome Events of Jewish 2007."

We hope that our readers of the Tribe have been able, in some measure, to claim it, to work it, to own it. Because you don't have to be the protagonist of The Bluest Eye to feel that the popular definition of hotness is invariably something we are not.

(Which is not to say we think all Jews are hot. Quite the contrary. But we hope we have gone some distance in helping to define Jewish hotness, in part by identifying the smokin' Semites in our circle.)

So thank you for being you and for being hot – and for making our first year a bloggy miracle.

But we can't jump into the champagne fountain that is our New Year's birthright without reiterating our code one last time:

Own it.
Live it.
Be it.

We love you! May 2008 bring blessings in abundance.

The VHJ

Thanks again to Josh Pickering for the photos.

5 comments:

jael said...

It's been fun getting inside your heads this year, may 2008 bring many more musings!

Janine

NikkiHolly said...

i hope the hottest jews around had a wonderful new year!

susannah eanes said...

thank goodness for your kind of hotness. looking forward to more of same in 2008.

s.

The Minstrel Boy said...

happy new year to the very hot jews, from the scruffy half breed indin. even though it's been proven by dna to be bullshit the mormons still tell us that we are related. us native americans are supposed to be the lost tribes of isreal.

personally, i can't think of a better group of white folks than the jews. my great grandfather's favorite white people were the buffalo soldiers of the 9th cavalry and their irish non-coms.

i'm a jingle musician who is currently experiencing a big time income diminishing due to the writer's strike. hang tough writers. i'd rather do without than see you guys take another crappy contract.

but, most of all, have a hot and happy new year.

tle'egoh da'adilt'oh, ya danta'a sidog

(happy new year, stay hot in western apache)

Elathan's Muse said...

Happy New Year! Hopefully things will sort out on the writing front soon, for all of us. As for Huckabee (previous blog post), he doesn't get any brownie points for crossing the picket line and claiming blissful ignorance either. Typical politician, say one thing, do another and then blameshift.