A ton of ink has been spilled, already, on your stupid zipper moment: How law-and-order types are invariably heavy-breathing hypocrites. How you've set the cause of government reform back 20 years. How powerful men can't keep it in their pants. How you're roadkill in the Justice Department's illegal wiretap war on Democrats.
There are so many valid (and stupid) points to be chewed upon, and the mighty termites of the fourth estate are masticating busily as we speak.
But if we may, we'd like to ask a question that no one seems to have considered.
We believe you could get the full menu for no more than five Benjis, and that's just on Craigslist.
You might still have been caught, but at least you wouldn't look like such a chump.